One Halloween night, a skunk and a monster got dressed to go Trick or Treating for the first time.
At first the monster was not impressed with the lurid green outfit his mother had chosen for him. He roared at her in protest as she tried to wrestle the costume onto his body. In the end an agreement was reached, whereby the monster would receive candy before dinner in exchange for putting on the costume.
The skunk and the monster set off down the road, ringing the neighbour's bells and yelling "Twick or Tweet!".
The monster was not yet versed in Halloween candy collecting etiquette, and so at each house, he shoved his paw into the bowls of goodies asking "Nother one?" and "More?" while his parents hastily told him "Just one candy sweetie!"
The monster thanked the candy givers and then added "You're welcome." for extra politeness.
By the time the monster and the skunk arrived back home, their loot was overflowing with chocolatey goodness.
And so no dinner was had.
And later, while the wild animals slept peacefully in their beds, their evil parents ate all their candy and cackled to themselves. (Just kidding, we left them some.)