@PartyMummy said if I didn't do her meme she was going to spread nasty rumors about me. So okay alright then.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Gianni Versace and Maria Callas. Stylish and talented people were born on that day.
2. Where was your first kiss? In Italy. I was 14 and the Italian boy I was making "friends" with launched himself at me without warning and tried to suck my tongue from my head. My Dad proceeded to chase him around the vineyard with a stick.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? What the hell kind of question is that? I'm a laydee.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? I once lobbed a hairbrush at an ex-boyfriend when I was mad. It missed him and dented the wall. Lucky for him he was fast.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yes. Too many times.
6. What's the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? Their mood.
7. What really turns you off? Long toenails.
8. What do you order at Starbucks? A non-fat latte, a kid's milk and a piece of banana loaf.
9. What is your biggest mistake? Not consuming enough chocolate and wine.
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Does having a baby count?
11. Say something totally random about yourself. I would rather cut off my hair than be stuck on a desert island without lip balm.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Sophie Ellis-Baxter and Martine McCutcheon (I think they wanted something from me).
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? I like Disney Pixar movies. But don't put Max & Ruby near me for the love of God.
14. Did you have braces? No.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes. I'm 5'8".
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? My husband is pretty cool. He'll let me lie in at the weekend and has driven to restaurants at unreasonable times of the night to satisfy my pregnancy cravings. Awww.
17. When do you know it's love? When your partner listens to you talking seductive pirate talk for too long at bedtime and doesn't make you sleep on the sofa or try to muffle you with a pillow.
18. Do you speak any other languages? French pas tres bien zut alors.
19. Have you ever been to tanning salon? Yes. Once years ago. I lay there thinking, what the hell am I doing? Then got up and never went back.
20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? No. It's not an ambition of mine.
21. What's something that really annoys you? Victoria's Secret ads.
22. What's something you really like? Winning the lottery.
23. Can you dance? No.
24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No.
25. Tag 5 people!