This post needs some kind of big, anticipation-building intro music...
So just imagine it please because I'm not very technical with the widget thingies.
Do you see that countdown timer over there on the right?
Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!
Tonight, the first episode of the last season of Lost airs on telly.
If you're reading this, the likelihood is you're either nodding enthusiastically, or staring blankly at the screen.
If you're staring blankly at the screen, that must mean you don't watch Lost, are not interested in Lost, really couldn't give a hoot about Lost.
Which is fine. I'm fine with it. No really, I'm, totally fine that you don't watch Lost. We can still be friends.
Just, the only thing is, you see, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON THE BEST TV EVER. That's all.
But, since I'm quite a nice person, I'm going to help you. Because you need help, trust me.
If you haven't seen Lost, you're missing out.
If you haven't engrossed yourself the incredible storyline, the bizarre concepts, the multiple plots that twist in and out of one another and cause sparks to fly from your head trying to work out what the hell is going on - you're missing out.
If you haven't encountered Sawyer's southern drawl and tough exterior/kitten interior sex-godliness, or Kate's vulnerable, mysterious character or Hurley's hilarious, lovable personality, you're missing out!
So, just for you, here is a recap of the entire first five seasons. It only takes eight minutes. Who doesn't have eight minutes? C'mon!