Me: "In one week, sweetie."
M: "Mummy? Is it Easter now?"
Me: "Not yet. Three more sleeps."
M: "Mummy? Can you please make the clocks go forward so we can have Easter NOW?"
Me: "Nope. But we're going to put on our boots and go for a nice walk to the park and by the time we come back it'll almost be Easter."
M: "Mummy! Daddy! Wake up! The Easter bunny came while we were asleep!"
Me: "Yes sweetie?"
M: "When is it going to be Easter again?"
p.s. That picture above is the Easter Bunny. For reals.